Fire Department Gets Corporate Sponsorhip

Chattanooga, TN - The Krystal Corporation announced an agreement to corporately sponser the Fire Department of Chattanooga and has bought a new engine for the City of Chattanooga. The new apparatus, known as K1, will be stationed at the #19 Firehall in Hixson.

Mayor Corker shows his gratitude to the Krystal Corporation by presenting the CEO of Krystal with an autographed copy of one of the Mayors favorite pictures...

Then a trio of Chattanooga's finest serenaded the officials and the audience onhand...

After hearing the trio singing, Captain Lisa Roberson hurled...

The lucky crew of the new apparatus was onhand to celebrate as well!

The dawn of a new era! Krystal and the CFD!!!

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