Oley's Twisted Pictures

Welcome to the new site for my twisted pictures! Bear in mind I made these for fun and never to hurt anyone.  If you're offended by any of these pictures you may need to lighten up a little and just get over it! If you don't like your own picture to be here just write me and I'll take it off.... WUSS!

WHAT'S NEW:

Caught on Camera Phone! Grayling Wilkes - Human TMX-412!!!

Larry Croft showing his butt!

It's a Quint, It's a Boat... It's a QUOTE!

A new edition of "BEFORE THEY WERE FIREFIGHTERS!"

·         Leston Rorex: Limbo Judge

·         Ed Jackson: Snake Wrangler

·         David Hullender: Swimsuit Model

NEWEST SCANDAL!!! Admin Ladies are illegal aliens from Haiti!

Wahoo says "Super Size Me"!

Something's Fishy with JJ Rorex!

Rodney Jones working the remote

Bernie has a sexy new outfit.

Josh Burchard hanging out downtown.

Chuck McMillan tuning up for Gay Rhea Day.

Did you know we had another fire department singing group before fire? It included Andy Carson, Rick Sewell, Wayne Talley and Bruce Williford!!!

Dennis Witt just back from his California vacation.

The Mayor and crew visit Bonaroo!!

Randy Parker and Mike Baronavski get in a little culture.

Larry Croft is a star again!

Travis Williams and his Movie star debut, or should I say debutt???

Jack Thompson is stationed in Iraq, hoping he's doing well!

Mike Kennedy learns a new trick

Training visits the FOF Lodge.

Pimp My Ride... HM1 gets the bling bling!!!

Before they were Firefighters... A look at past jobs we had.

For the new rookies... a Band of Brothers salute

Chief Randy Jacks... Finally... I GOT YOU!!!!!!

Michael Thomas  Michael and date at his Senior Prom !!!

Shaun 'Puffy' Reese and his sister, Marilyn.... MANSON!!!

Bill Bob Melhorn gets DWARFED!

Dennis Schiavon Senior... the devil made me do it!

Hey Nortie Guinn!!! Need anything while you're working at Training???

Mascot my ass!!! Get some, Sparky!!

Chief Chris Adams having a bad hair day...

How Bernie McBurnette stole Christmas!

Charles Patton gives a lesson on child safety.

The Fire Hall LIMBO!!! Thanks to ANONYMOUS picture takers:)

Here's a picture of Bernie getting us stuck in the mud!

Scott Davis learns to work around SCUD MISSLE SILOS!

Then we learned how to use Fire Extinguishers!!!

A new exercise program being implemented during those long lectures!!

Ricky Boatwright!!! He's learning the ropes...

The last day of school the instructors teach us valuable lessons!!!!

David Arnold's Promotional party... The Day After!!!

Here was my guess for the new BAT. CHIEF promotion winner.

Rodney Jones Goes To MARDI GRAS!!!

Wonder what JUJU has been up to since retiring?

Pictures that make you go Hmmmm... May be just a coincidence!

David Thompson Eats Taco Bell

Bruce Garner makes a Boober, I mean Blooper!

Snap, Crackle, Hurl!!!!

The CFD gets Corporate Backing!!

Shawn Roach's old hair style...

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!!! Monster Chief Truck Drag Racing!!!

Don Bowman has waistline problems! He can't decide where it should be!

Joel Bustos in "Joel's Busy Busy Day"

David Tallent shows off his impressive Bladder Pressure

Our Arson Division in action with Randy Jacks and Jim Whitmire HOT on the case!!!

Our great and talented singing group "FIRE" has a new CD, check out the cover!!!

Our own version of Harry Potter! Starring Bill Dautrich, Clay Ingle and Richard Britt!

Chris Rader and Scott Davis visits ADMIN!!!

Squad 1 Red Shift welcomes Joel Bustos as a new crew member!!!

We have a new CONTRIBUTOR!!! Chris Wilmore created &sent this one in! The crew of E2 as the cast of KING OF THE HILL!!!! Great Job, Chris!!!

Check out the new parody of the movie, AUSTIN POWERS!!!!

My First Attempt At Making A Comic Book, WAR OF THE WORLDS II

Michael Thomas Wins SALESMAN OF THE MONTH!!!

Oley and Tallent's HAZMAT Adventure...

AIR BAGS DO Have A Weight Limit....

 Joel Bustos, his first day at work!

Bill Dautrich debuts as a great Canadian super hero!

Group shot of the new crew for the Oil tanker, The Exxon Valdez...

Gotta love those baby pictures... here's Steve Everett!!!

You ever wonder where David Tallent REALLY worked before he came to Chattanooga?

A tribute to our safety man, Danny Hague!

A New 2002 Winter Olympic Sport... Ladder Sledding!

Phil Hyman , dad!!!

Speaking of newborns, we found a baby picture of Howard Baker!

We fondly remember our retired friend, Cornbread!!!

Did you know James Whitmire was the Cyborg in Terminator 2???

The Gaston Brothers have a movie as well....

Heard of the Chippendales??? We have the CHUNKendales!!!

Bernie MacBurnette gets TWO tributes.

Phillip Hyman visits Mayberry.

Greg Gaston visits the Ponderosa.

Rufus Hicks and Don Bowman are going to kill me...

Rysty Rymer sent this one in. It's Chester Carney's Prom Picture...

The Mayor has asked us all to find ways to save the city money, so here's my idea on how to save on decon suit costs... ( Rated R )

We get new hats from supply!!!

2 Engine Captures Bin Laden!!!

Can you say Tennessee Justice?

Bye bye, Bin Laden!!!

Try a Bin Laden Target!

World Trade Center Picture Hoax???

Why Chris Arendale will NEVER, EVER forget his turnout pants again...

How Juju got out of a third tour in 'Nam...

New Fire Fighter Fashion Trend hits the streets...

What's the difference between a DECK GUN valve and an AERIAL GUN valve?

At home with Rufus Hicks...

Leslie Cole and Scott Pell in "To Save A "Mockingbird".

Oley visits the Jack Daniels Distillery.

Why we call the Ladder 1 Green Shift crew the 'Knuckle-Draggers".

A rare Charles Chavis Sighting!

How the new Quint's nozzle was REALLY damaged...

Retired Firefighter Bambi Gentry's ancestor, the first Fireman!!!

Chief Dozier enjoys his new bathtub...

Butch, from maintenance, counts his blessings.

A look into the future, Oley's Retirement party!!!

Rictor Craig as Uncle Sam

Ahhh, Spring!!! A time for LOVE!!!

Think you know Naugahyde?  Learn the TRUTH!!!

WHAT could have given Mark Shook the munchies???

Greyling Wilkes....here ya go, G-Dog!

Ken Moses as Joseph Stalin???

What the hell, here's Greyling Wilkes as Urkle!!!

The CFD goes to the movies with The Matrix and Candyman.

Shelly Cameron with an Olympic moment.

Another Shelly moment.

John Vlasis and his new customized truck!!!

Larry Croft's New career.

Retired Chief Goober Gann gets a new job, too.

Mr. Davidson's 4th grade class.

Melissa Barrows at the last beer bash, just couldn't hang!