Snap, Crackle, Hurl!

Sometimes things get a little, well... SLOW around the firehall... and since idle hands are the devil's playground we do crazy things like this: taking a Rice Krispy Treat the size of a softball and ATTEMPT to cram it completely into your mouth without chewing or swallowing.

Kids, don't try this at home.

Joey makes a brave effort.

 

Puffy makes an attempt.

 

Go Lisa, GO!!!!

 

No, Lisa, NO!!!

 

Joel uses the 'itsy-bitsy spider' method!

 

DA-YUM!!!! It's ALL in there!!! He's part chipmunk!

 

I try but I'm not even close and damn near HURL! Look at the size of that THING!!!

 

CRAMMIT RICK!!!

 

Oh well, there's always another day and another competition!!!

 

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